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This section is devoted to our Race Fans! We want to hear all about your Race Weekend experiences. Whether it be at your “campsite – home away from home for the weekend,” in the infield or in the stands give us your best shot. We will also ask for your vote on what you feel is the best story, joke or photo that we have published on the website. Once a month we will be sending the winner a FREE RACECAR STUPID HAT!!! To input your RACECAR STUPID story, joke or photo here please click on the “Enter Story” tab and go for it! We look forward to laughing with you. As I have said so many times before nobody could make this stuff up!!! ######## From Betty at RacecarStupid.com
I met a lady by the name of Judith that came up to me when I was passing out fliers at Phoenix International Raceway and asked me if I would post a story about a loved one she lost in Iraq. She said he was a diehard fan and would have been at the Phoenix race except he never made it home . . . Judith if you are out there and read this please send me the story. I have children who have served over there but I am one of the lucky Moms – mine came home safe. Any of you other readers who have stories like this I would be honored to share them with our readers. Please thank anyone in your family or you know who are serving or have served in the armed forces for me. They are very special people.
When my daughter served in Korea she called me during the day (usually calls me in the middle of the night – their night and day is opposite of ours) and asked me what day it was. It happened to be a Sunday here. She said what Sunday? I asked why. She asked what race was going on. I told her Daytona and she responded that it was 3 a.m. there and half the barracks were outside in the freezing weather with TV’s tuned to the race and their bar-b-ques going. Even deployment does not dampen the race fan if they are able to watch a race!
Please send me your stories. You will be amazed how much you all have in common! ######## “Earnweiser” Hometown: unknown
After the Phoenix race this past week, a friend of mine "Pam" working at the local small-time airport was complaining because she had to work late. The reason – to help with "some stupid racecar driver".
Anyways, one particular plane came flyin in and a couple of guys hopped off the jet to stretch while the plane was being refueled. One particular gentleman off the plane couldn't help but notice that my friend "Pam" was extremely well endowed, in other words, couldn't stop staring at her breasts.
After a few brief exchange of words, it appeared that "Pam" just couldn't get this guy to stop hitting on her and staring at her chest. This went on for about 20 minutes before the gentleman left on his route. After that happened, one of her co-workers asked what she had thought about the guy. Her reply was something like "Perverted...all he wanted to do was stare at my breasts." Her friend asked her if she knew who that guy was and her next reply was "Some arrogant race car driver."
Turns out...the gentleman was Dale Jr.
Sometimes, it pays to pay attention to NASCAR. ######## Jennifer Nevada, MO writes:
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My family was camped in April, 2007, in the infield of Phoenix International Raceway. We invited our new friends from the surrounding motorhomes over for a friendly beer. Unfortunately, I had a few too many friendly beers and fell asleep on the lounge chair I was reclined on. My weekend neighbors talked my wife into playing a prank on me. They duct taped me to the chair – hands, feet, around my stomach and my head (hair and all). I did not wake up until the next morning with a blanket over my entire body. I was alarmed that I could not move so I immediately turned my head to try to move the blanket off my face. I lost a good portion of my eyebrows in the process! Needless to say my scream of pain woke the entire area! You can bet that I will never do that again but I will be hoping that we get the same neighbors next year so I can “pay them back” with another prank. ######## Article appeared in the Arizona Republic – Sunday, April 22, 2007 “Anything with 4 Wheels”
Betty Shannon of Scottsdale, dressed in a racing suit, passed out flyers and RacecarStupid.com window stickers advertising her RacecarStupid.com Website, where diehards can blog about why they are diehards. Her Website sponsors Jeff Barrister’s AFR Motorsports #50 Busch Series Team. She said one of the craziest blogs about Saturday’s race that can be told in a family newspaper tells of a California woman who ditched her husband on their anniversary to attend the race. “She came with a girlfriend to the race,” Shannon said. Shannon said she runs into all sorts of folks at the track. “Anything that has four wheels, they’ll race it. Whether it’s an ice chest or a bar stool, they bring it out to the track. We saw some guy (Saturday) in the parking lot that had a motorized bar stool.”
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